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  • nOw2
    Dec 22, 10:13 AM
    The solution is to get management using Macs.

    I'm lucky to be working for a company whose founders are Mac addicts. Everything works on a Mac; as a side effect, 99% is available to Linux users too since Apple is good at keeping to standard protocols (we have been forced onto MS Online Exchange which is okay with the Mac these days, but without IMAP enabled everyone else is screwed over).

    Basically because Macs have been here since day one, nearly 10 years ago, there has been no question of legacy Windows systems or adopting technology that Mac clients can't work with.

    We were recently bought out by a large corporate. There were moves to standardise onto Windows laptops out of cost concerns. A free 17" 2010 MBP was found for the guy who came in from the corporation to reorganise us and, like magic, Macs are back on the purchase lists.

    Saying that, a previous company I worked with didn't have any legacy issues either, but was founded with a MSDN subscription in hand. Therefore, because there was all this 'free' software available, they got locked into using it. It simply wasn't possible to gain traction with Mac or Linux or anything non-Windows there.





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  • iMeowbot
    Oct 21, 01:53 AM
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  • peterdevries
    Apr 25, 01:59 AM
    why even bother coming out with a white iphone for this year? Does anyone really care anymore?

    Well, I think this is the best proof that we could get that there won't be a radically designed iPhone 5 this year, but an iPhone 4GS or something like that. It just doesn't seem logical that Apple would invest time and money in the production of a cellphone type that will be obsolete in less than 5 months.

    Imagine the outrage when all these people buy white iPhones now, and three months later a new model is introduced (with a white option too).



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  • michaelsviews
    Apr 28, 05:17 AM
    Android and the fact at least in my area is that Verizon is going LTE, Apple's not putting out an LTE model till next year. Also with Verizon in our area there too busy dealing with FiOS which has been a disaster and upgrading there network.

    With that said I have more confidence in Verizon bringing on faster speeds that AT&T.

    To buy or not to buy the white iPhone 4 or stay with the 3G, Hmmmmmm:rolleyes:





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  • davidjacobs21
    Mar 11, 02:24 PM
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  • ikir
    Mar 23, 01:29 PM
    I was actually thinking of a desktop that is expandable, performs far better then any iMac, costs a lot less then a Mac Pro..... And Windows 7 is pretty damn good and flash works on it...

    performance is question mark with a crap os like Window, and stop saying Windows 7 is good because it is not, it is just better than Vista... not hard eh?
    Flash works? Flash is crap on every platform, the few on which can run on since it is proprietary, and as far as it makes sense it runs on mac os too so i don't see your point. Costs a less than a Mac Pro/iMac/MacBook pro is relative as always, even good PCs which you can build if you have some experience, will not have an impressive power/consumption ratio as most Macs, will not have multitouch, unibody, all in one design, FireWire800 (please don't say USB3 which is crap), and many other things. You are just evalutating what you thing are important for you. You are not smarter, stop embarassing yourself.

    Sorry for my bad english.

    instead you just gave the usual fanboy response to someone who dared to say a bad word about Apple
    Usually it is the opposite, one can't says an opinion without being marked as a fanboy by blind users like you. Even when you point they're wrong, you get the fanboy pin!! How sad are becoming online forums. I'm still laughing at the news about Apple opening hardware access for Adobe flash, a lot of retarded users cried "apple was the bad guy because adobe can't optimized flash without this".... when we got core image, core animation, core audio ecc. for years. Who want to bash see only what he wants to see, and think to be the smart one.
    Go enjoy your Windows 7 Alienware, btw nice machine troll.





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  • dime21
    May 2, 05:07 PM
    Hopefully those who are not eligible, will be honest and will keep away.



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  • BrianMojo
    Nov 11, 12:05 PM
    WRONG! FCP is definitely not the industry standard. It gained a lot of traction in market share from Avid but has since regressed its gains over the last several years.

    Yeah, I was gonna say. When it comes to professionals Avid still reigns supreme (unfortunately, in my opinion).





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  • NYY FaN
    Dec 28, 01:10 PM
    Lights for shelf (cross post Ikea)

    I have the white lights for the back of my tv for ambient lighting.. but 200$ worth of LEDs is a bit much for me haha.. I have trouble justifying buying another set for my other tv.



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    Aug 7, 09:58 AM
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  • HexMonkey
    Nov 4, 04:05 PM
    I've created a draft of a Style Guide (http://guides.macrumors.com/Help:Style_Guide). Most of the guidelines there are just what I thought was best, so are not final yet. Some are based on discussions in existing threads.

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  • leekohler
    Apr 27, 10:13 AM
    What kind of lesbians are we talking about? The stereotypical flannel wearing butch lesbian that can probably kick any guy's ass, or the 18 year old hot blonde lesbians in porn who probably aren't really lesbian but will eat carpet on camera because it pays? Because I'm a fan of the latter.

    You're forgetting lipstick lesbians. REAL lesbians who are hot and really do like women.





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  • Mr. Anderson
    Feb 14, 10:48 AM
    First post at 4:13, banned by 4:16. This has to be a record, right?

    close to one I imagine. There have been a few like that in the past who have picked the wrong time to post. One of the reasons we've added a lot of global time zone coverage with the new mods. It gives us a better chance that someone will be on line when someone tries to pull something.

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  • Kenrik
    Nov 19, 01:41 PM
    Soft drinks are another example of a typical loss leader for grocery stores.

    Not true.. I am the Art Director for a Art department that makes grocery store ads.

    Soda is not a common loss leader since it's DSD Pepsi/Coke keep close price controls.

    I usually see produce and meat used as loss leaders..

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    Another point... I expect that TJ MAXX just bought up a bunch of the Refurbished iPads and is taking a $50 loss on each to get people in the stores.





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  • mbl42
    Dec 6, 09:49 PM
    Would love photos. Could you do $650? Seeing as I can get an EDU discounted one for $700.



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  • Tapiwa
    Apr 13, 11:00 AM
    What!? I've had my iPhone 4 for seven whole days and I have not had this happen on my phone. Camera takes about 2-3 seconds to open on my phone-I do not have keyboard lag under maps and I have seen some amazing graphics (and no 'choppiness') with some of the games on my phone ('Death Rally' anyone?).

    You might be having some problems with your phone-I haven't come across similar threads with your reported problems. I don't see this as a symptom of the iPhone 4 as being "a bit dated".
    Is your iPhone set up as a brand new phone or restored from an old backup?
    Because it definitely seems like iPhones (all models) slow down once they have a pretty long "history".





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  • WiiDSmoker
    Apr 4, 10:41 AM
    Thank you, Apple, for weeding out the companies whose business model depends on selling my information to junk-mailers.

    This is the kind of 'crazy-Steve-Jobs-control' I can live with.

    So because you don't like Financial Times it's okay for everyone that they are holding out iPad subscriptions. This is exactly what's wrong with you Apple fanboys.

    You should be penalizing Apple for allowing this to happen. but instead you jump for joy.





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    Dec 14, 10:01 PM
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    Astro7x
    Nov 12, 11:59 AM
    The next FCS better be extremely better if they intend on catching up with Adobe. By the time Apple gets FCP out next year, Adobe will be close to releasing CS6 and that will probably be another jump past Apple. I'm not holding my breath for Apple; they only care about their main cash cows now. Those being the consumer device/application markets.

    And when FCS4 comes out it will be a year ahead of CS5. What's your point?

    Apple probably know that they can't compete in this space, at least profitably. Both Shake and Xserve are gone. The Macpro on price/performance is really poor value. And whilst FCS is brilliant value, it never really leaps ahead in terms of added features or optimisation.

    It's possible that Apple in 5 years time will be a purely consumer electronics company, with no 'computers' in the traditional sense in it's line up. If this bears out, Pro Applications and Hardware, don't really figure into that reality.

    Please... without pro apps there is no reason for businesses to have pricey Mac setups. There is no need to have a mac if you're just using Microsoft Office and Email

    We've been using Mac Pros as servers for years now... it has more function than the Xserve but is just not rack mountable. No big deal. And who used Shake that its loss makes an impact? Apple could cut Motion and I don't think many would care.





    Chip NoVaMac
    Feb 13, 05:50 AM
    Let the battle commence!

    Well you know, everyones got to do a little bit of kissing up now and then :eek: ;) :D

    Well at least you didn't do one of those tacky pics. :D

    Honestly I would have been flattered if asked. But like LBJ, if nominated I would not run, if elected I would not serve (at least at this point). For as evident by my posts over the past few days, my new job and new outlook as to what I find important has changed. In the end I think that active members like myself also serve a purpose, as much as those that are in a mod status.

    I am glad that we have a couple EU members as mods in some degree.





    zachg
    Jun 19, 02:24 PM
    What time are people going to be at the Penn Square Mall in OKC?





    oshii
    Apr 21, 04:30 AM
    I just realised that I do not have the version 4.1 update to Final Cut Express 4. According to Apple, I can download the update via the software update on my mac. but I have tried every time and every way but final cut doesn't come up in the updates. can anyone suggest a way to get his update please as it's the best way to work with my HD footage?



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