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  • chanduv23
    07-09 02:02 PM
    Be careful with Lawyers - there is a way to handle them. Remember, you may hate them for their attitude, but your approach to them should be pleasing.

    You have to be very very very pleasing, praising, and kiss ass. You must kiss their ass like anything to get things done.

    On the contrary - paralegals are very rude and you must be very careful dealing with them. They have the skill of triggering your anger and in most cases, you want to let the lawyer know how dissatisfied you are, and this in turn triggers Lawyer's ego.

    For immigration lawyers we are the clients - but they don't work for us, they work only to extract innocent immigrant money.

    They tend to side with stupid HR personnel from big companies and give them all sorts of advices on immigration and form the HR lawyer alliance. They are nice to each other and share love bites.

    The best way to deal with a lawyer is - Kissssssssss asssssssss , praise them, thak them, keep them in best spirits, never get annoyed, tell them u can come over to their office if they say they are busy. You all don't need a lot of explanation - I think you understand how things work





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  • weasley
    04-16 06:25 AM
    I showed my 485 Receipt notice as evidence and renewed my licence. You don't have to always produce EAD (then every 2 year you have to renew the licence).

    If your 485 is pending for long, You can contact USCIS over phone and create service request. USCIS will send you a letter saying that your case is pending because of so and so reason. You can take that along with you, if the BMV is asking why your 485 is pending for long.





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  • TUnlimited
    09-16 12:46 PM
    I don't know what "UNKNOWN" means. My wife is on her F1 (OPT). Same is the case with my friend. Both of our's says unknown.

    TUnlimited: is your wife also on F1? I am about to call USCIS customer service on Monday.

    Guys, please update if you know any more details about this.

    No. My wife is H4. Call them and let us know what they said...



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  • s.m.srinivas
    03-31 10:42 PM
    Company A in my case has not revoked my H1B, it's still in valid status. I had been to India too & I came back with same VISA on MARCH 12 2009. I have mentioned in the post also.
    "snathan", can you tell me what are the options for me now in this situation?





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  • sss2000
    10-31 02:25 PM
    While that is true I wanted to donate whatever I have. I thought if any IV core team member has delta frequent flyer account, I can transfer my miles to his account. Is that a possibility? If so, Do we have any core team member who has delta frequent flyer account? If we pool all the miles we have then IV core team can use these miles to travel.



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  • nashim
    08-15 08:50 AM
    It is not mandatory to join GC sponsor company while it is under process but it is mandatory to join after approval. Better to consult an attorney.





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  • pponakan
    05-31 02:31 PM
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  • bluez25
    08-26 12:16 PM
    Hey all,


    Saw August Visa Bulletin on Mid July.
    Checked the appointments PDF in chennai consulate and did not see appointments for August yet.
    Sent an email to Chennai consulate requesting when will my appointment be as per the new august bulletin and surprisingly they sent a reply saying that I was scheduled for August 11nth.
    Started preparing for the interview. Told my employer and client that I am leaving to India for the interview.
    Got the notarized copy of the employment letter.
    Started on July24th and reached July25th night.
    Got some sleep and went to local police station and applied for the PCC but the local police station asked too many question and gave me hard time.
    Went to Lister Laboratory and took the medicals.
    Went to local police station for atleast 10 times between saturday and Sunday following up but no proper answers
    Got the results from Listor laboratory and went to the Doctor and got the medical report done.
    Got frustrated and went to commissioners office on Monday and came to know that there is a official PCC format request in that office and applied for the same immediately.
    Personally met ACP and explained the situation and he promised me to get the PCC the very next day.
    went directly from the commisioner office to Passport office and applied for the PCC there too since the US consulate in chennai requested the PCC to be given form both passport office and the commissioners office.
    Tuesday Morning got police verification for me and my wife in our homes.
    Tuesday evening went to passport office and collected the PCC stamped in the passports and collected the PCC from them.
    Went to Commissioners office and collected the PCC from there too.
    Wednesday executed the secondary BCC affidavit since my name was not written on the BCC.
    Wednesday took all the documents and went to local VFS office and submitted all the documents and paid courier fees.
    Went to US Consulate on August 11th Morning around 7.30 AM.
    We were let inside and asked to wait in the waiting room for couple hours now.
    We were called around 10.00 AM and an Indian lady verified all the documents and asked for all the originals.
    The original documents requested are BCC, PCC, Offer letter, Affidavit, Marriage photos, marriage invitation,.....
    We told the officer that we have an infant and asked if it will take more time. The officer promised to call as first.
    10.45 AM they called us around 10.45 and took finger printing for me and my wife.
    11.15 AM an American lady officer called us and asked some questions like how long I have been in US, whom do I work for, whats my designation, and asked couple question to my wife.
    Finally congratulated us and said they are issuing the immigration visa to us and that we will get our passports in a week and handed over all the original documents back to us.
    Started from the consulate.
    Started to US on last Thursday.
    Reached on Thursday here at LAX port of entry.
    Asked to wait for an hour.
    took finger printing and asked us to get our baggage and waited in the waiting area.
    One hour from there one officer called and said the passports are stamped and we are all set to go.
    They told that the temporary visa is valid for one year and if I dont get the GC with in that time frame I should contact the local office then.
    Job done.

    Guys this forum was helpful to gather information and I wish all the very best for the ppl to sail smoothly and get their GC.





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  • h1techSlave
    07-24 09:48 AM
    2. Look for a job for him in a public/non-profit organization where you don�t have a lot of H-1 restrictions. Ask him to build up his skill set and be prepared to do any kind of employment.

    I think this is the best option, if the Indian citizen has marketiable skills. Non-profits/universities etc. can file for H1, even when quota is exhausted. If the spouse in the US know some one from the non-profit, then trying to file for H1 for spouse is one good option. I know one couple, who went thru that route. I think (I don't know for sure) the husband had to volunteer (he was already here in H4) for a couple of months to prove to the university that he is good. As I understand, you can volunteer for non-profits when you are in H4. Of course they are not going to pay you while in H4.

    I think the nitty gritties of these things has to be worked on with a good immigration lawyer.

    Cheers,
    h1techSlave



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  • bcg_consultant
    02-13 04:35 PM
    same here, my PD is Aug 2004 EB3(ROW) but my I-140 and 485 is still pending at NSC(more than 240 days).I dont have any hope that my I-140 will be cleared any time soon...Good bless H1B people

    Folks,

    Need a little advice. We (my husband and I) filed our 485 on July 2 under EB-3and have received AP, EAD, FP etc. Our PD date (July 7, 2001) got current in the March bulletin:). I wanted to check if there is way to find out if our cases have been adjudicated and are ready for approval as and when a visa # is allocated in March.

    Thanks





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  • bashp
    05-13 10:12 PM
    I am in the similar situation. Attended for visa interview at Toronto US Consulate on May 6. VO just kept I129 (All the annexures), Client/vendor letters. Informed you will get replay within 1-2wks. Its already been a week, I didnt get any response back. Consulate called client on the same day. No updates after that.

    Appreciate if someone could let us know, usually how long it takes to get any status update ? I have been working with the same Employer/Client for last 4 years.



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  • freedom4ever
    04-20 07:12 AM
    I filed on March 10 2011 at texas service center, check was cashed on 3/15. Hope that helps.





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  • IneedAllGreen
    02-23 01:23 PM
    My Wife is attending her graduate school here. There is no need to show other than H4 visa and in most states you can have resident fees paid for your spouse study. More you can get information from the school you are intersted for H4 visa holder. Hope this help you.

    Thanks
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  • chanduv23
    11-06 10:08 AM
    I believe you are in New York. Next time try the direct flight from Mumbai to Newark. I heard thats the best my friend just tried it and he was going gaga about it. I am sure your inlaws can manage Chennai to Mumbai. What are the chances u can find someone who can speak Tamil ,Telgu in Mumbai than in Brussles or any other stopoever in Europe. :-)

    Air India (direct Mumbai to JFK) is Rs 70,000 INR and Jet Airways is giving promotional offer rs 47,000 INR in January 2nd week, which is peak season.

    Lufthansa, Emirates, KLM are all in Rs 57,000 to Rs 65,000 INR range.

    Only thing we are worried about is connecting in Burssels, I guess that should be fine if we ask for a wheelchair.

    Thanks for all your inputs.





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  • Wish_Good
    10-14 03:04 PM
    Hi All,

    Right now Iam working with company A.
    My old pending labor got approved with my
    previous employer. Can I file I-140 from my previous
    employer.

    Looking into the present situation. Senior's
    please give your valuable advice.

    Thanks,



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  • sgupta33
    08-24 03:49 PM
    The RFE should state how long you have to submit a response. I received an RFE on my I-140 application and was given two weeks to respond (but I had requested premuim processing so that may be why it was only two weeks) - this information was indicated on the RFE. Ask your attorney for a copy of the RFE, if you don't have it.

    Hope this helps.





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  • GotFreedom?
    07-30 10:49 PM
    The date will move to sept 2002 since this is my PD and then it will stuck for another 5 years.

    lol, but you have got to specify the exact date and time of your PD coz' the pace it moves at, ever second matters.

    They did mention in one of the other threads that it will touch 2003 for ROW so I do not see any light at the end of the tunnel for EB3 I folks.





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  • jr8rdt
    01-07 02:51 PM
    casinoroyale - can you clarify, you are contradicting yourself.

    your first email says: I have done paid consultation with murthy office on this matter. As per them, one can continue to work on H1B even after returning on AP.

    your second email says:
    Ok, after using AP there are two ways in order to reinstate H1B status.
    1) By applying H1b extension after entering on AP
    2) going out of country and entering with valid h1b visa stamp.

    -can or can't we use H1 after using AP.
    -what do you mean by "to reinstate H1 by applying H1b extension after entering on AP". are you saying that though the H1 expiration is say 2010 but since one is using AP to enter now (2008) one should apply for extension right away?





    martinvisalaw
    07-06 04:42 PM
    Hi Martin,
    Thanks once again for your reply with in no time.I really admire your service.I went through your Faqs but the part i dint understood is..

    If you don't show the extension approval notice (maybe because you didn't know the case was approved before you returned), you will get just the old expiration date on your new I-94. This will then be the operative end date, not the extension date. This is because CIS has a "last action" rule, whereby the last status they give you is what governs. In this situation, the last action would be your admission until the visa and date.

    As i get a new I94 attached with expiration date as my new 797 approval date(Assuming i get approval after my travel when i am in USA) .So my old I94 is valid till My present visa date and after that i have my New I 94 which is valid till my Extension approval date.So iam unable to get what complication i may get into.Only problem i can think of is if i dont get I 94 attached to my I 797 Approval Notice.Do let me know if iam missing anything.Thanks again.

    The complication occurs if the extension is approved while you are outside the US, and you only show the old visa on returning. In that case, your old expiration date will govern, because it will supersede the extension approval based on the CIS "last action rule."





    petersebastian
    04-01 06:00 PM
    Apply for GC...as you become illegal its easier to get GC. Only people who legal and law obeying to need to be in line for years.

    And I can't apply for a green card, I don't meet the criteria...I'd have to get married with a woman.



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