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  • DDD
    08-20 09:43 AM
    ^Good Idea

    First Attempt (hopefully someone with better detail can make it look nice):
    http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/8536/orlysr5.gif

    That is awesome and hilarious. Instantly my fav smily (bumping :trout: )





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  • pointlesswait
    01-05 04:21 PM
    i woudl think the actual number porting is miniscule...

    but what i dont understand is why is USCIS hiding the data..why cant they reveal the exact number of application... and at what stage they?
    Even an annual release would be very helpful...:confused:






    It may be a common thing - swaying away from EB3 to Eb2 for earlier PD holders and there by choking up some EB2 space but shouldn't that cause loosening ( i'm not talking substantial ) in EB3 Priority Date ?

    I mean EB3 India Priority Dates seems to have a Coma and that always hover around Aug/Oct 2001 - for last few years its like , it moves like some months and then scrolls down.





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  • Sakthisagar
    10-26 03:11 PM
    In September 2001, I came here on visitor visa with my mother and resided here till today (I was 15). I went through 4 yrs of high school, got my GED followed by an associate degree from community college and now I'm an undergrad student pursuing my bachelor degree; will graduate in a year. Meanwhile, my mother became a U.S. citizen through marriage when I was a sophomore in college, simultaneously my I-130 was approved and now waiting for the visa availability; the priority date: Dec 08, 2006, F1.
    Problem is that I turned 21 on October 13, 2006 right passed the time criterion for the Child Status Protection Act which technically makes me "aged-out" by about 2 months (filing date being DEC06), so I think that I am not be qualified as an immediate relative.
    Currently, the visa availability date is at 15FEB06 which is getting close to DEC06.

    Few months ago, I received a letter from NVC requesting DS-3032 and I-864 forms which I've filled out and sent to them but I regarded the fact that I live in the United States on an overstayed visa!!! I should have sent them a notice to adjust my status instead of paying the $70 and $400 fees that I already paid, apparently. I am not leaving the country to interview overseas with the NVC because that would put me in a 10 year ban obviously, I also do not understand how I can adjust my status with the USCIS once the priority date becomes current when I do not have a status as of now! So, I might've done all these for nothing. I've talked to some lawyers on the phone but they have completely shut my hopes down (maybe because I haven't paid them?). I do not have the money to pay for an expensive lawyer because all my funds can barely afford my college.

    On top of everything, DREAM act just got rejected from the congress as I'm getting ready to graduate from college. I have no idea what to do.

    With my college degree and knowledge that I have acquired over the years, I believe that I am an inevitable asset to this country but I am deeply saddened by the fact that American Dream is not becoming a reality for me. I know I can do more for the world but I'm immobilized by the system which I don't see any loopholes to at this point. I understand the views of the Republicans but I really wish that they can give one more look at the DREAM act. We do not intentionally break the law. I would actually be a law-abiding and a model citizen if I ever become one.

    Anyhow, I lost all my hopes and dream in this country at this point in time, that I think the only/best way is to move back to where I am from immediately upon graduation.

    If there is any hope, your help/advice/inputs will be greatly appreciated!

    Hope is only with "Audacity of HOPE". We are all with you in this journey towards GC. Good luck to all.





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  • la6470
    03-13 01:24 PM
    I heard companies like TCS Wipro HCL (all desi outsourcing firms) have now started to again apply for H1B instead of L1...are they doing green cards too?



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  • Kitiara
    08-16 04:56 AM
    Sadly fantastic as Photoshop is it's not vector based, so anything you export to Flash can end up looking weird and stretched.

    Have you tried using Illustrator? It's very similar to Photoshop in the effects and tools that you have available, with the added advantage that is is vector based. So you can draw in Illustrator and then export it into a Flash movie.

    The only thing I'd add to this is that sometimes it will throw up errors about .eps files (no idea why) and you have to export it as a .swf and import that into Flash. Either way though, this should solve the problem.

    :)





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  • bluez25
    07-26 10:20 PM
    Hi Rick,

    Are you saying plain white paper with out the letter head is fine?

    My local police is saying that they do not have a letter head printed.
    Can you share your number so I can call you some time today.


    I have sent you my local phone number to your IM . Please check..



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  • eImmigJr
    10-23 07:37 PM
    Mine is a similiar case, would like to add more info to this post.

    LCA certified as computer programmer in EB3. PD 2004.
    Joining a new company as a S/W architect. The job responsibility listed in LCA has lot of job description which is in line with the new role. The new job is not exactly similar nor in the same ONet code.

    I would be joining onEAD and will have the new company file an EB2 subsequently ( in 6 months to an year).

    Questions that I am not clear about is.
    1. If I use AC21 letter now, I basically say that my new job = old job. How do I then file in EB2. What would be the justification later on?

    My approach is to do nothing to notify the USCIS of any job change, assuming that no notification is not going to negatively impact my case. Wait for my Eb2 LC to happen and then do porting. I take risk between now and the time my EB2 I-140 is filed, but I guess if I get a RFE in between, I can work out on a letter highlighting the similiarity in job resposibilities and hope that all goes fine.

    Gurus, please advice if this approach is correct.

    Thanks in advance.





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  • vivekm1309
    01-26 02:57 PM
    Exactly, if $ 600 check per tax payer is being talked about to stimulate the economy, as one of measures ...I think it makes sense to push thru our point too ...

    I will PM Jansilal as he suggested & meanwhile trying to contact my friends in Wall street to get the contact details for these popular Business journos.



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  • flipflop
    10-10 06:57 PM
    We are also in the same boat. My wife and me finished FP on 10/2. Its already been 9days. No LUD on my case or my wife's case.
    Do I need to worry or This is quite normal?

    What if USCIS didnt have this nonsense LUD field in their online status, won't you have lived in peace?





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  • raju123
    06-18 01:05 PM
    Ask for the copies and doctor will give copies of all reports.


    Will the doctor share the results of the Tests with us ?Can we assume if we get the sealed envelope ,every thing is fine ?



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  • sathyaraj
    11-14 01:16 PM
    My opinion is not to waste to get the replacement EAD as it is already approved. As per my understanding most of the employers do want only the copy of the EAD card for verification purposes. My wife was never been asked EAD card when she was attending interviews. They needed only copies.

    Also if you still want to apply, see whether you can apply for renewal card so that you would atlz get an extra year from your current card's expiry date.

    It is better to inform USCIS though just to prevent any possible identity theft.

    P.S. I am not a lawyer. This is just my thoughts!





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  • ssksubash
    11-13 04:04 PM
    You can set up a company in India, while you are on an H1B. Are your clients in the US or India ? India & US have a double taxation treaty. If you get paid in India and keep the funds in India, you dont have to pay US taxes on that income. But you will have to pay taxes in India and report in the US.


    Thank you all for your valuable input. I have a follow up question :

    Will I be breaking any laws if I just do voluntary marketing and promotional work for my company in India.

    Here is the situation :

    My clients will be in USA and they will be paying my company in India. I will be on the board of the company , and will be doing voluntary marketing and promotional work for the company while residing in USA.

    Thank you for your time.



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  • no_more_anger
    12-21 07:10 PM
    I am confused by why the priority dates for EB2 is worse than EB3. Could someone explain?

    It's because of retrogression. Example....

    Case 1:
    John applied in EB3 in 2002, had his labor/140 cleared.
    John changed companies in 2005, now was eligible for EB2. Used older priority date.
    Now John has 2002 PD in EB2.

    Case 2:
    BEC labors coming through.

    Case 3:
    Non-RIR cases getting approved (note that non-RIR labor takes a long time, ~4-5 yrs)

    Whether to choose EB-2 or EB-3 is hard.

    Fresh blood coming on H1 will typically be EB3. But by the time their visa numbers
    become available, they might move to EB2. Or maybe they won't if EB2 worsens. Right
    now I think it's a fair game between the 2 categories (IMHO).

    If 140 premium starts again, then it might get crazy. Apply for new PERM (choose the least retrogressed category), apply for 140.....all in 5-6 months. Now port your PD from
    whatever earlier 140 you had.

    I don't think there is a rule that once you have a Labor/140 cleared from EB2, you can't
    apply for a fresh labor for EB3 :-)





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  • Michael chertoff
    11-25 08:22 AM
    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/26/RajaObamaKitchen.jpg

    Now Do u know who is this with Barack Obama...?

    Guys from Chicago should be able to tell for sure....

    Look here at the link

    Raja Krishnamoorthi - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raja_Krishnamoorthi)

    Wow..I am so proud of this inidan dude, he seems to be very close to Mr. President. Can you please ask this Indian guy to talk to President for our GC issue?

    Thanks

    MC



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  • Britsabroad
    November 30th, 2008, 08:01 PM
    In the process as we speak Matt. Almost sold up & ready to begin acquisition...





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  • gc_chahiye
    09-21 03:25 PM
    Employer cannot revoke I-140 application after 180 days of filling I-485. No matter what the scenario is.

    employer can revoke the I-140 at any time. If you have crossed 180 days since filing I-485, the revocation does not effect your I-485 approval.



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  • mrshah
    11-07 10:16 PM
    our notice date on receipt is Sep 12, 2007....but no FP notice yet!

    How long does it take to get FP notice? one of our fren got receipt later than us but already got FP notice ....





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  • sumanitha
    12-16 06:53 PM
    Not to question you or something, my understanding is that, you can file a 7th year extn based on I-140 .. Has the rule changed?


    File an H-1B extension while the PERM appeal is pending, asking for one year extension beyond the 6th year. It will be approved with proof of the pending appeal. Then, file a prepare a new PERM filing, withdraw the appeal, and file the new PERM case. With LUCK, you will be able to get the PERM approved and Premium Processed the I-140 before the termination of the 7th year H-1B.

    Best regards,
    Charles





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  • gparr
    July 18th, 2004, 07:41 AM
    My apologies if everyone is sick of looking at my flower images. This bloom is from what we call spider plants. They're a unique very open bloom with just a few petals and long stamens/anthers. Separating out one bloom and getting enough DOF proved very difficult to impossible. Would appreciate any suggestions.
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    sanbaj
    06-13 10:47 AM
    Hi All,

    We are devastated. We got robbed last weekend. We lost everything including our green cards. After 6 years of wait, we got the cards in May. Unfortunately, we did not make any photocopies. We applied for replacement of cards using I-90 forms. Has anyone been in such a situation ?

    Please help us with any suggestions.

    Thanking you all.
    I am very sorry for your situation. I hope it doesn't happen to anybody else.

    The right thing to do would be to first report the robbery to Police, which you must have done. Get a copy of that report and get with your attorney or another competent attorney to how to tell USCIS that you have lost your Green card due to Robbery. You can also call USCIS CS number to find out what steps you have to follow in a case like this.

    I am no lawyer, so get with a competent lawyer ASAP and get this fixed.

    Best of Luck.





    krishna_brc
    06-17 02:56 PM
    Past 180 days, I-140 revocation does not create any problems. Even if you get H1 transferred, you can still get EAD renewed. Make sure new job has job duties 'same/similar' (soc codes matches)

    Hi GCCOVET,

    What will happen in the below scenario

    Company A sponsered GC, 140 approved and 180 days passed filing 485
    if we shift to company B using H1 transfer should the new job on H1 be same/similar to GC job?

    Thanks,
    Krishna



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