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  • stroked
    Apr 27, 03:16 AM
    Maybe you should just keep your daughter out of public bathrooms. The reality is that she has already shared a public bathroom with a transgender person, a lesbian, a criminal, someone who is a different ethnicity than she is, etc....And apparently she is still whole.

    Are you going to interrogate everyone who shares a bathroom with her? How do you know some deranged female serial killer isn't in there with her?

    I can understand your need to protect your daughter, but your ignorance and prejudice will hurt her more than sharing a bathroom with a transgender will.

    ignorance, really? I was expecting that a lot sooner, because you people think, that everyone that disagrees with your life style is an ignorant bigot.

    a different ethnicity, What makes you think I have a problem with that? Why are you trying to bring up the race card? Were not talking about lesbians or criminals either.

    It might be possible to fool me when it comes to a transvestite, but it is hard to hide big hands, an adams apple, and wide shoulders, among other things.

    I will teach her the morals that I believe in, and she will not be hurt at all. Believe it or not, there are a lot of woman, with conservative values, living happy, productive lives.





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  • Kyffin
    Oct 23, 12:02 PM
    ^ This





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  • SciFrog
    Nov 23, 02:58 PM
    I also just joined. Let see what my '08 Octo 2.8 MP can contribute to our score/rankings:D

    Make sure that once you have a passkey and 10 SMP untis folded you run bigadv units.





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  • Goldinboy17
    May 1, 10:13 PM
    That's kinda how I feel about this. Would have been great if we captured him (though that started to feel unrealistic, what, seven years ago?) but this was the inevitable outcome. Don't feel any real positive emotion out of it because of how long it took, and how the most damage of 9/11 came from our response in my opinion, but yay I guess? I don't believe he was very active in Al Qaeda anymore, and even if he was, he's an easy replacement.

    I agree, however it'll still deal a great blow in moral to many of our enemies.





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  • CReimer
    Oct 24, 11:50 AM
    For Mac users, why would we want to install Vista-(via BootCamp) and then also use it under virtualization?

    On my MacBook, the BootCamp install is for software that needs direct access to the hardware and where performance under virtualization would suck. ;) I run Windows XP/Vista under Parallels to check out how the web pages that I create on the Mac side using MAMP. Seriously, who in their right mind would install IE7 on their Windows system before the first service pack comes out? :eek:





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  • kernkraft
    Jun 6, 09:29 AM
    CNET has a good video about Apple's refund. If you mistakenly purchased, you have a 90 day period to rectify the problem and Apple deals with it, not the developer.

    Even 7 days is not enough to see your bank statement, so I wouldn't be surprised if Android had a similar period.


    Besides, no sane company wants to have this sort of bad publicity. It's fairly obvious that people make mistakes.

    Somebody suggested that the developer would lose Apple's $300 cut - that's not the case.





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  • Earendil
    Mar 31, 12:13 PM
    I'd prefer a clean modern OS with usability first and foremost.

    Who says they haven't? Maybe the iCal developers are so solidly done that they are dinking around with skins now?

    And out of curiousity, what does a "modern OS" look like anyway? Is there some standard or generally accepted look for that? Or perhaps by "modern" you mean "not done before" ? I'm honestly curious about the answer to this.

    Screw the gratuitous eyecandy�

    Eye candy that gets in the way of functional is stupid. Otherwise, as long as I can modify it, I couldn't care less.





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  • APPLENEWBIE
    Jul 10, 02:47 PM
    As someone who uses MS word as the default word processor... a 'word processing' mode in Pages sounds dandy... some of use just don't have the time or inclination (energy) to learn pages which is so very different (not worse) than word....





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  • satcomer
    May 2, 02:10 AM
    This is not for the faint of heart.

    first released of Osama bin Laden dead (http://www.glittarazzi.com/storage/osama_bin_laden_dead-photo.jpg).





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  • ghostlyorb
    Apr 11, 05:02 PM
    iWant one =/





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  • admanimal
    May 3, 08:20 AM
    Do Apple stores tend to carry maxed out spec versions of the iMac like I know they sometimes do with other models? Specifically ones with SSDs...





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  • Moyank24
    Apr 28, 12:09 PM
    Ouch, Appleguy. I believe you may have made our wolfish friend angry. Now we avenge you.

    eldiablojoe





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  • thirumalkumaran
    May 3, 07:52 AM
    The IPS tech screens are removed from specs...
    Have they moved to TN panel sinstead...?





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  • The ArchAngel
    Oct 21, 09:21 AM
    http://i688.photobucket.com/albums/vv245/ninjasownyou/chrome_mini_gryblk_09.jpg Chrome mini metro. I dont really ride bikes but I still think its an awesome bag.

    Give some thought to the Citizen, which I believe is one size larger. I do bike, but even on days when I don't, I appreciate having the extra space for my laptop and other various junk.





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  • dba7dba
    Apr 22, 02:52 AM
    Suing one of your biggest customers isn't?

    P.

    Apple contributes about 4% to samsung annual revenue. And how many of apple product line use apple components? Like 95% (pure guess)?





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  • Sined
    Apr 28, 01:57 PM
    And thats just it.

    Google hasn't found a way to capitalizes on its smart phone market share.

    So even if they get 75% of the market and Apple keeps its 25%, in terms of revenue Apple is still going to "win".

    In the long term it will.





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  • kingtj
    Oct 23, 10:55 AM
    From a practical standpoint, I know exactly what you're saying. But it doesn't help fix the problem. In the past, MS has implemented restrictive policies that angered enough users that they were forced to back down on them.

    EG. A while back, MS took a stance that it was illegal to use an imaged installation of Windows on your PC if you didn't own a "volume license" or separate retail box license for it. If your PC came bundled with a copy of Windows on it and you blew that away in favor of your pre-made disk imaged version, they tried to say you weren't properly licensed anymore if you didn't own that second license.

    This caused so many corporations to suddenly be "illegal" on thousands of PCs that it created a firestorm of protest. After that, you never really heard about the issue again. MS even started addressing the "Ghost" imaging software specifically in their tech. notes.

    People who just shrug and say "Who cares? I'll just break the EULA and do things my way." just encourage MS to keep on restricting things. If you aren't the "squeaky wheel", you don't get any "oil".


    I could care less what the microsoft's EULA agreement says. If I'm able to install it I could care less if it is illegal. As long as it is only on one computer then I'm doing it. And they wonder why people pirate their software...





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  • SandynJosh
    Jun 6, 05:33 PM
    Yeah, "accidentally," sure. :rolleyes: The price and the buttons on the app store are clearly labeled. You don't just "accidentally" purchase this. It's only believable if the kid is still an infant and randomly tap on stuff, but 11 year old?

    Maybe he was hunting for an Easter Egg.... :)





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  • woocintosh
    Apr 22, 03:30 PM
    Image (http://phandroid.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Samsungvs.Apple_-550x391.jpg)
    yes it's obvious who stole.....

    F700, announced 2007 feb, released dec.
    iPhone, announced 2007 jan, released june.

    it's clear that the f700 is also a copycat....





    twoodcc
    Nov 23, 04:32 PM
    Hi everyone, just joined the team.

    I have an iMac core duo going at it. She isn't much with her 1.83Ghz but it'll be at it 24h a day. It's about to complete it's first WU after 1day 19hours. It sounds a bit long to me compared to the times a say reading the thread, is this normal?

    glad to have you!

    I also just joined. Let see what my '08 Octo 2.8 MP can contribute to our score/rankings:D

    glad to have you! like SciFrog said, get a passkey and run the bigadv units on that mac pro!

    Strange it hasn't been done yet. It would help as we struggle to take on ClubLexus as they have raised their production very close to our level.

    On another note, it looks like the Gulftown 6 core that will be next in the Mac Pro are screaming. It will be hard to resist getting a 12 core machine (24 with hyperthreading) unless the price is ridiculous. Should be good for 60k PPD ;)

    yeah i'm surprised that they said they would give us the points, and still haven't.

    have you read some info about the Gulftown's? please share if you have! oh i know it will be hard to resist buying one!





    marksman
    Apr 28, 11:51 AM
    Not surprising the iPhone 3GS was #2.

    This is the real data. How are the actual phones selling... That is why when people try to convolute Android vs iOS on phones only it is silly.

    Apple is dominating the smartphone markets with their individual products. Opening up to Verizon has taken away one of Android's advantages in the US.

    All 4 iPhones are in the Top 10 of smartphones sold since the iPhone came out. In fact they are probably all in the top 6 or 7.





    MacBoobsPro
    Nov 3, 10:02 AM
    Where's my email? :(

    Its in the post! :D





    louis Fashion
    Apr 13, 02:23 PM
    SMART TV? Come on. Only a few year ago we were advised to kill our TVs.





    sebisworld
    Jul 24, 03:39 PM
    I own two mice, a Logitech MX 1000 and the Mighty Mouse that came with my iMac. I only use the Mighty Mouse when my MX 1000 is charging.

    Needless to say, I'm thinking about buying a third mouse. That Mighty Mouse is so bad I can't even put it into words. I just don't have midget hands. I hate that thing.



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